Quit Trying to Hire Me!

I know there’s an unemployment problem in today’s workforce but if you’re me you’d never know it. You see I regularly get unsolicited job offers from friends, family and neighbors. While it sounds like an ideal situation and I should be grateful to be considered so “employable” there is a distinct problem with this—I already […]

PHP: The Axis of Evil?

Today I would like to take a moment to complain at great lengths about the coding language PHP. The problem is, I don’t have the time to complain at great lengths because I’ve wasted half of my freaking work day just trying to figure it out and now I’m behind schedule.  Years ago (and I […]