Life’s Little Funnies

This section contains funny little quotes I’ve come across or funny things people have said to me. And by “funny” I will sometimes mean funny and sometimes mean REALLY REALLY STUPID. You can be the judge.

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My two daughters and I are standing near a toy aisle in Superstore while my husband tracks down a bench seat we want to buy. My oldest daughter gloms on to a Ty Beanie Baby and commences the begging process.

 

Oldest Daughter: Mommy, can I please have it?

 

Me: No

 

Oldest Daughter: But it’s so cute.

 

Me: So is the baby Build-a-Bear you got on the weekend. You have enough toys. No.

 

Oldest Daughter: But Mommy, haven’t you ever wished for anything?

 

Youngest Daughter: Yeah. Kids that don’t fight.

  

At least one is well trained. I think I’ll keep her.

 

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This is a conversation that took place between my youngest daugter and a friend of hers as we were leaving their kindergarten class.

Her: We’re going to visit my Grandma. It takes a long time because she lives far, far away.

Him: Does your Grandma live in a castle?

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